10 May, 2005
nearly perfect & tech support
yeay! doing well again for my assignment... this time for my individual assignment... lagi 1/2 marks for perfect score... better use this as a booster for my morale yg kejap ups & downs nie... asyikla procrastinate lak tu... cepat! siapkan keje!
i have the feeling somehow most of the lecturer here a bit bias in favour of international students la kot... hehe... takpe2 bagus gak tu... moga2 dgn ini would improve my grade yg so-so jer last sem tu.... okeh back to work!
eh btw, found this hillarious letter from bincang
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Reply: Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might onsider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
as for me, i've dah specially install Laundry 5.0 to my husband & occasionally upgraded it to House Chores 3.0 & Cooking 1.0 especially bila system nonie sendiri down... they're working pretty well only sometimes a bit slow... standardla kan especially when you're running other applications at same time kan heheh... for the time being his Boyfriend 5.0 still working very well i assume... hopefully there's no spyware or adware going to cause malfunction to his system heheh... thanx abg!